Well, there’s not much to tell, except that it isn't some sort of hemp. (some of you thought it was, because of me being Dutch ;-). I don't like smoking, but I might sample a spacecake or some mushroom tea, sometime... The Dutch do have a very tolerant soft-drugs policy, you're even allowed to grow some hemp yourself for private use and the Dutch hemp is the best there is (so I'm told).

| Getting high without drugs |
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Take your bicycle on a warm summer day and start cycling as fast as you can. Ignore any traffic
lights when your Dutch and keep on accelerating. Your legs might start protesting and you're
getting tired; this is NO problem. Just continue until the world starts
spinning. Hold on to this speed, but no longer than 15 Km, or you'll start crashing into things.
If you're having trouble reaching the 'spinning world' state, maybe you should use a pint of special brew before you mount your bike (the heavy beer with lot's of bubbles). It's cheap, healthy and almost legal too! Running works too, but not as good since you'll miss the speed sensation... |
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